Conversations with my Mother...

Mom: So honey did you pick out a name for the baby?

Me: Yeah, I think so. We chose Finley Malone, for either a boy or a girl!

Mom: Pff. Finley? What kind of name is that? Wait, this is a joke isn't Mandi? hahaha! That is a good one! No seriously... what did you pick?

Me: (Pause) Well, I...I am serious, it's Finley. Finley Malone.

Mom: You CANNOT name my grandchild a name like Finkle.

Me: It's FINLEY, Finley, mom. Not Finkle. (stifling uncontrollable laughter)

Mom: Well Finkle would even be better than Finley. I will have to find another name to call them.

Me: Ok Mom. You just decide what you want to call Finley.

Mom: What about "Fin Fin"? Haha! "C'mere Fin Fin!

Me: (Sigh. Shaking my head)