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Tuesday, March 10, 2009

It's Official...

I am officially showing. Do I have a big bump? you ask. Oh yes, but it just so happens that I am the first woman to carry her fetus in her ass. Hence the big bump, or rather as some may call it, the Shelf Butt. Just the other night I was able to free up my hands and carry my drink on my backside. I would post a picture but thought some of you might get turned on, and others offended, so I thought better of it. I am thinking of auditioning for the next 50 Cent video before I deliver and it all goes south (literally)... it's like I've always said, Mama's gotta work!

4 comments:

b.mofoto said...

Oh, Mandi...you make me laugh. Thank you for sharing from your heart :).

Beth said...

woo hoo! i gained mine in the thighs!!!

Chuck and Kami said...

Hysterical. 12 weeks should be close, right? If not already? Abby's is tomorrow so I thought yours was close. Keep me posted

Mandi said...

13 weeks and counting!! I am officially starting my 2nd trimester!! Whoop whoop!